Sunday, September 29, 2013

Can U Figure These Out?

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RIDDLE WORKSHOP! :-)

a) Give me food, i will live. Give me water, i will die. What am I?

b) You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

c) What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

d) No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?

e) I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?

f) Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?

g) I have hands that wave at you,
Though I never say goodbye.
It's cool for you to be with me,
Especially when I say, "HI."
What am I?

h) Two boys fill out registration forms for summer camp. The registrar notices that they have the same parents, live at the same address, and have the same date of birth. The only difference is that one is named Stuart and the other is Samuel. The registrar says, "Are you twins?" They both answer promptly, "NO!" How could that be?

i) Q: Two men, each with his son, sit down to dinner. There are only three plates. Each person has his own plate. How can you explain this?

GOOD LUCK!!!!!!
j) 600 people are on a ship. everysingle person is thrown overboard. how was no one thrown overboard?

k) If a man carried my burden, he would break his back. im not rich, but i leave silver in my track. What am i?
l) What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

m) My life can be measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick
Fat, I am slow
Wind is my foe. WHat am i?

n) Glittering points
That downward thrust,
Sparkling spears
That never rust.

O) Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not

p) Forward I'm heavy, but backwards I'm not. What am I?

q) Kings and queens may cling to power
and the jester's got his call
But, as you may all discover,
the common one outranks them all
HOW DO YOU DO THAT???

R U CHEATING OR SOMETHING????

or do u google them???

thats practically impossible
lol. can u solve this ?

There was a guy stuck in a metal room with a metal door.The door was locked and there were no windows. The following items were inside the room:
a piano, table,a saw,and a bat.
How did the man get out? (3 ways)
good job



Answer
a) Fire
b) Corn on the cob
c) A river
d) Silence
e) A splinter
f) eye
g) A fan
h) They are triplets
i) A grandfather, a father, and a son

j) The were all married
k) A snail
l) A penny
m) A candle
n) Icicles
o) counterfeit money
p) Ton
q) Ace ( deck of cards)

edit- I've heard thousands of riddles, but I have to give you credit, I had to google the e riddle (splinter)

1) He used the keys on the piano.
2) He cuts the table in half with the saw. He puts the two halves back together, and makes it whole. Then he climbs through the hole and makes his escape.
3) three strikes, you're out.

omg! what exactally is ROTC?

Q. i didnt rly kno what it wuz then i picked 4 high school.

what do u do in it?
is it hard?
what do u do?
do u go places?
do u have to get a physical for it?


do u think i should take tht class my first year? or should i just take pe.????????????
what type of exercises do they do? do u have to do the exercises?
what if u cant do push ups and pull ups? maybe like one of each?
do they yell at u?


Answer
I was in JROTC in HS- It stands for Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps. Its also known as Leadership Education. You learn all kinds of things that are not only military basics (uniforms, marching, color guard, shooting, history)- but great things everyone should know in life no matter who they are (table etiquite, camping, survival training, speech giving and tons more) THERE IS NO MILITARY OBLIGATION AT ALL. Although if you do decide to join up either before or after college, you can earn rank (which means more pay) if you're in for at least 2 years. It is usually more often than not as close as anyone gets to being in the military. My class was sponsored by the Marine Corps. The class is pretty much as hard as you want it to be. I participated in everything I could which meant I got to go on field trips and rose in rank. If you want to earn awards for physical fitness then you gotta be able to run, do push ups and pull ups or the flexed arm hang. I couldnt do the PE part of it for the first two and a half years- i just sucked- but i got my A for participating. If you want to learn more about it at your school in particular- contact your school counsilor about it. If you want you can add me to YIM @ angelic_devil32499@yahoo.com....every school is different- but I'll be more than glad to help if I can-and if its a Marine Corps or Army school I be able to help even more- I was in both branches as active duty- Congrats on joining the Corps of Cadets and good luck!

additonal answers to the new questions; if you just change into your PT (physical training) uniform and TRY you will still get your A....as for yelling....theres two types of "yelling" The general announcing of commands or orders and then real yelling- but you have to be really really bad (behavior wise)
It does depend on your Instructors and commanding cadets on how much and intensity of yelling goes on. Just remember- if you are yelled at - it's nothing personal! I was in command alot and the only time i would yell like in the movies- is if either A it was all in fun or B i was really pushed to my breaking point. Just dont try to be your class clown or anything like that and you'll be just fine!

I highly recommend it over PE- you will have so much more fun and experience so much more.

Just remember- Its high school- so relax and have fun!!!!

this is copied from the JROTC site of my old HS....like i said its a marine corps school so all may not apply.

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Q: What is JROTC?

A: JROTC is an authorized program of instruction/education enacted by Congress in
response to the needs expressed by the citizens of the United States. It is designed
to teach leadership principles and techniques through practical application.
Q: What are the objectives of the JROTC program?
A: To develop in each cadet:
a. Good citizenship and patriotism.
b. Self-reliance, self-confidence, self-discipline, leadership, and responsiveness
to constituted authority.
c. Ability to communicate well.
d. Appreciation for the importance of physical fitness.
e. Appreciation for the roles of the Armed Services in support of National
Objectives.
f. Knowledge of basic military organization subjects.
Q: Is there any Military commitment by taking JROTC?
A: NO!
Neither the purpose or the objectives mentioned above pose any commitment to the armed forces.
(If however, a student does choose to join any branch of the armed forces later, the time he/she
spent in JROTC will be of great benefit both practically, and financially.
Q: What will a cadet encounter and do in his/her first year?

A: The curriculum for the first year in JROTC includes:
a. Leadership, drill and development which makes up 25% of the grade.
b. Academic subjects will make up 25% of the grade (grades on quizzes and
exams). Subjects include:
1. Introduction to US Military Services (Customs, Courtesies, and Traditions)
and the study of Department of Defense and National Security
Organization.
2. Instruction and participation in Basic Drill, the Manual of Arms and how to
conduct parades and inspections.
3. Weapons safety and marksmanship. All students will be taught how to Safely handle and fire a .177mm match air rifle.
4. Proper wear of the Marine Corps uniform. Uniform is worn 1 day a week and 25% of the grade is relevant to wear and maintenance of uniform.
5. Military history and citizenship (U.S.) classes
6. Map-reading, public speaking, class presentations,problem solving, and personal hygiene.
Q: Can a cadet play sports and still be in JROTC?
A: YES!
In fact, special recognition is given to JROTC cadets who participate in Varsity and Junior Varsity sports.
Q: How often do cadets wear the Marine Corps Uniform?
A: Once every week. The purpose of wearing the uniform is to teach the cadet how to properly care for it as well as focus on the details of putting all of the parts of the uniform in the proper place... neatly and shined.Q: If a cadet takes JROTC in 9th grade, are they required to take it every year they attend school?
A: NO! There is no requirement to take more than one semester at a time, however, 2-4 years of JROTC will mean extra pay and higher rank should the cadet decide to enter the service at a later date. It is also a factor in competition for ROTC scholarships and Service Academy appointments at the college level.
Q: Are there any financial obligations when a cadet joins?A: NO! Except for the dry cleaning of the uniform-- all uniform issue and accessories are free of charge and will be on temporary loan to the cadet for as long as they are enrolled in the JROTC program. Orientation trips to military installations are paid for by the Marine Corps (includes transportation, food, and lodging).
Q: Are there any physical requirements in JROTC?
A: YES! Physical training is conducted one day per week. A physical fitness test is conducted every six weeks for score. The events include:maximum pull-ups (male)/maximum hang-time (chin over bar)(female);maximum sit-ups in 2 minutes (male and female); 600 yard run (male and female).
Q: What are the benefits of taking JROTC?
A: A cadet will learn self-esteem, self-respect, and the relevance of constituted authority (chain of command,employers,parents,teachers, etc.). Cadets will also receive classes on note taking and how to prepare for exams. The JROTC program gives classes in Leadership, Ethical Standards, Goal Setting, Public Speaking, Substance Abuse, Stress Management, Close Order Drill, Marksmanship, Military History, Rank Structure, just to name a few. If a cadet chooses to enroll in the Armed Forces or Senior ROTC they will receive advanced placement and/or additional pay while in the service. Above all, is the sure knowledge that everything taught in JROTC will stay with a student for a long while-- providing them greater ability to deal with everyday problems encountered in everyday life.




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