R&P: What's on your kitchen table right now?

Psychedeli

On mine is the Frampton Comes Alive! record, Forrest Gump Soundtrack, in everyone's favorite format; cassette, a '70s retro clock and a Best Of The Eagles alto sax music book, even though I play the clarinet...

MQ: Songs About Food
Don't we all love munchies??

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Some awesome place mats, a bowl of fruit, the book "The Jazz Man," a notebook, and a pair of very used drum sticks.

MQ:
Food - The Turtles
Strawberry Fields Forever, Honey Pie, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds ("eat marshmallow pies") - the Beatles
Gettin' Hungry - Beach Boys
Country Pie - Bob Dylan
One more cup of coffee - Bob Dylan
The Lemon Song - Led Zeppelin
Vegetables - The Beach Boys
Brown Sugar - The Rolling Stones

Read any good books lately?

PH 1

What horse books have you read lately?

Doesn't matter if they were on training, a famous horse, fiction, etc.

What did you read and what was your opinion on it?

Just finished "A Pony in the Picture" not that it was a hard read :P and I'd say it is the perfect coffee table book for any horse lover.

Trying to get through "Naked Liberty" but the writer is an awful writer. She has a learning disability and I respect her overcoming that to write a book, but in turning down the assistance of professional writers, she's put out a book that is difficult to follow and make sense of.

"Dark Rider" By Kathrynn Dennis - Total historical romance CHEESE centred around horses. I would say that THIS is the perfect beach book. LOL

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Just finished Bill Nacks Ruffian a racetrack romance for the 5th time lol and am currently working on his novel about Secretariat at work during slow spurts i'm readi Thoroughbred legends Go For Wand

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Will you comment on the letter I got from my publisher?

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Q. Dear Mr. Whisperer,

This is to inform you we have reviewed your proposal (-The Big Book of Celebrity Turds-working title-) and are happy to report we are firmly on-board. We feel this is an untapped area of exploration, woefully under-represented, and perfect for a coffee-table book.
We were most impressed with your preliminary work and chapter layout. A special section for musicians is a great idea. Where on Earth did you find that pic of Jimi Hendrix squatting at Woodstock? My God---it looks like he has four legs!

We feel an entire chapter devoted to the emergency turd pinched by Ed Asner in a backstage-bucket during a live taping of The Mary Tyler Moore Show to be inspired. Is it true no one could get within 12 feet of the bucket without losing consciousness? Did they really have to cut a small hole in the roof and have the bucket removed via helicopter? We find the backstory to these celebrity turds fascinating---your take on the Danny DeVito mishap left us ROFLâ¦

We loved the sample photos you included, and several of us think the enormous turd Gary Busey left on Kurt Russellâs star on the Hollywood Walk-Of-Fame would look lovely on the dust-jacketâjust a suggestion.
We understand no photos exist of the epic log deposited in Doris Dayâs cat-box by an inebriated Art Carney during her infamous 1972 Christmas dinner-party. Perhaps you could have one of the last surviving witnesses meet with a sketch-artistâ¦? ---again, just a suggestion.

We are intrigued by your idea of having Scratch N Sniff stickers beneath several specially-selected turds (Rosie O'Donnell), and we're having our experts look in to the matterâ¦

Based on what youâve shown us, we predict explosive sales in virtually every region and market, with especially strong movement in the South and Utah. Enclosed is a check for $20,000 to get you started. We understand youâll be needing extended lodging in California---we have taken the liberty of making available to you our corporate beach house in Malibu (keys and directions in the blue envelope) Please look it over, and if you find it satisfactoryâitâs all yours until October, when we have to ready-it for Salman Rushdie. (Feel free to use the Porsche in the garage.)

Please keep a lid on this project until weâre sure itâs going to float. We donât want Rush Limbaugh beating us to the printer!

Sincerely, Alice P. Fecalstains
Scribner, New York

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I hope you've done your research. This subject has been woefully understudied, and we have a lot to learn.
For instance, did you know one of O.J. Simpson's turds started a race war in Cellblock 15, only a few months ago?

What items come with the Hannah Montana Malibu Beach House?

Q. Please, I'm desperate to know what items (big and small accessories) come with the house. I would love a link to the instructions manual or something, but any help would be GREATLY appreciated!

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Found on Amazon. Here you go:

Includes over 80 Pieces of Furniture & Accessories: House, Day Bed, Bed Spread, Pillow, 2 Hanging Lights, Surf Board, Hanging Swing, Swing Drink Holder, Patioi Chair, Patio Ottoman, Sunscreen, Phone w/Base, Vanity, Shoe Chair, Shoe Shelving, Clothes Rack, $ Hangers, 2 Stackable Dressers, 11" Doll with Fashions & Accessories, Checker Board, Perfume, Hair Dryer, Scarf, Shoes, Bracelet, 3 Magazines, Book, Kitchen Counter, Refrigerator, Table, 4 Drinking Glasses, Pitcher, Pot w/Lid, 2 Chairs, 2 Place Mats, 2 Napkins, 2 Spoons, 2 Forks, 2 Knives, 2 Plates, Fruit Bowl, Piano & Piano Bench, Coffee Table, Sofa, Striped Chair, 3 Guitars & 3 Guitar Stands, Leg Table, End Table, 2 Couch Pillows, 2 Pages of Sheet Music, Hannah Montana Pillow.
For Ages 6+ Years. Doll in photo NOT included. Dolls cannot stand alone as shown on box. Landscape & Scenery shown on box NOT included.
Included items are pretend & intended for Hannah & 11" fashion dolls. Hannah Doll can relax on a Lounge Chair in the Sun or Chill Out at the Beach. Stuff used is All New Material; Polyester Fiber.

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